The street where i live has another street backing onto it. It's like any crooked, decaying inner city street across England. The 'Hairdressers' (although we're convinced it's a cover for some more sinister goings on) always has several PHAT motors outside. One of them has a very loud car alarm. It likes to wake us up. Lots. But is it the car alarm or my housemate SCREAMING "For f's sake you f'ing c's" that wakes the neighbours? We'll never know.
Another of my housemates split with his ex about a month ago, got back with her after seeing another girl briefly (who he then had to break up with) and then preceeded to break up with the first girl (again) and has now hopped (or probably briskly jogged with grin across face) back to the second girls house this very eve (after saying he needed 'some time')! What's the crack with girls being so gullable anyway. I'm not deliberately being controversial but i've never met a woman who has confessed to being anything but 'a strong woman who won't take any shit from you... no sirrreee'. Yet you all seem to crumble. Why? Perhaps the men are all simply scum, or there's some female agenda going on that is over my head. Ah well. We'll never know.
